It took a while. But the trolls told on themselves. They always do.

They must be exhausted.
They were rudderless since June, another June spent demanding Straight Pride Month. Like some omnipotent “They” decides these things for us. The trolls never stopped to consider that everyone’s welcome, that there’s a color of the rainbow for straight folks too, that Pride is for all of us. Or that straight people haven’t lived countless generations being ostracized, outcast, excommunicated, disowned, harassed, fired, arrested, assaulted, murdered… for being straight.
But June is behind us and these guys, because it’s mostly guys isn’t it, couldn’t just slink back into their rough caves. Nah. Their pent-up anger sought out any woke thing they could find. Days and weeks of simmering outrage passed, and it all boiled over in the course of a single week in August, when…
…Jen Pawol became the first female ump in Major League Baseball.

